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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
If you think we're a bad company, you should see our competition.
Rome didn't create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all
those that opposed them.
Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Resistance to Change is a natural occurrence:
- · In the middle ages, mothers believed their kids wouldn't get sick if
they hung bags containing pieces of dead bats from their necks. Others were
equally convinced they could avoid sickness if they rubbed themselves with a
lotion of bear fat, dog fat, rain worm oil and spider oil.
- In 1857, Joseph Gayetty tried to sell specially made paper to
replace what people were using -- but people thought that toilet paper was a
silly waste of money -- so they continued to use old newspapers and pages from
catalogs.
- And major league baseball resisted the use of leather hand coverings for
nearly 30 years.
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